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Name: Dave the
Intern
DOB: 4/24/82
Job Title: Intern/Roller Derby Referee
Fun Facts:
-Ran a 4.2 40 yard
dash (6.0 in pads)
-Once ate entire
Crave Case from White Castle ie. 30 burgers
-Came in second
place for annual Thickest Mustache in Vermont
-Accomplished Opera
Singer
-Claims Art Wong as
a close friend
-Has been to
Washington
-Wears Old Spice
What once began as a
typical new year in ’07, Dave found himself entering a local
contest to be an intern for The Westsidewill Radio Show. His love
for information and Top Ten Lists help catapult him past literally
two other contestants and his world was turned upside down. Teaming
up with The Nooge and Joey Champagne this trio began their journey
for world radio domination. Since his arrival many new and exciting
doors have been opened. The biggest door yet(?) was opened weeks
ago in the form of Date the Intern ’07 and like a wildfire it
shows no sign of burning out.
What had began as a
scam to meet older woman turned into a life calling for Dave. This
calling was as a Roller Derby Referee. A crowd favorite, his
blistering speed and tight pants were only matched by the power of
his blistering mustache. As fiery as the morning sun and as thick as
a wool sweater he captured the attention of the Roller Nation.
Little did he know that mustache would be instrumental in his
ascension to the top of the Intern association.
For more info about
contacting Dave to Referee your next Roller Party please contact Davetheintern@westsidewill.com
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